schooyou101 - 17/11/2012 13:34 - United States - Prairie Village Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML 31 140 6 147
JB - 07/12/2011 14:29 - United States Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML 11 017 28 769