texanb0y007

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

6
Comments

182
Visits

6
Favorites

Houston, USA
26 years-old
Friday 27 August 1999
Not specified

A propos de Texanb0y007

Hi im a turtle. <3

Texanb0y007 - Followers

Texanb0y007 - Followed

Texanb0y007's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Texanb0y007's FML badges

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Texanb0y007's favorite FMLs

By Katrin - 30/10/2011 19:13 - Norway

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

agreeclassic 33 659

vote type 1 3 528

By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

agreeclassic 17 957

vote type 1 51 280

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

agreeclassic 40 724

vote type 1 13 010

Newbie

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

agreeclassic 29 635

vote type 1 7 758

By MaKaDa - 23/09/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML

agreeclassic 49 724

vote type 1 4 837