Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19 Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML 51 453 15 963
WTF kid? Fag_Hag - 06/02/2009 01:30 - United States Today, while my 4 year-old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML 37 405 3 327