Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML 29 478 3 123
Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML 31 695 5 357
Anonymous - 27/10/2010 05:58 - United States Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML 7 794 42 646