lexithepirate

3166

231

Adrian, US
29
Thursday 15 August 1996

Lexithepirate

I'm a loser and my whole life is an embarrassment

Lexithepirate -

Lexithepirate

lovers5201

Shamp0wa

xKrisSmoov...

clearblues...

andreitaxx...

thraax

Amdojin

Smeedz

jaydoug92

LPac5295

honeyman14...

suki822

minutepoet

Amdojin

therosalin...

BlueMedusa

Nathan23xx

SassyOkie

weak_boy

man_eating...

emeraldisl...

awkward_tu...

enter_____...

snowflake6...

Lexithepirate

Judy - 19/09/2012 23:33 - United States - Altoona

Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that you're supposed to go around and hump people. FML

27 026

3 138

identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

67 656

3 702

wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

30 605

2 816

dearbailee - 18/09/2012 14:04 - United States

Today, I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on, looking for a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to "sit by the hooker." FML

25 927

4 115

Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

21 737

23 526