OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML 73 315 3 433
Business time nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML 79 987 35 136