Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML 40 006 3 780
Anonymous - 30/03/2014 18:45 - United Kingdom - Redditch Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML 47 907 3 883