Horndogs bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML 37 061 4 434
Congratulations! jennabee97 - 08/11/2014 23:02 - Canada - Ottawa Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML 46 961 4 328