Actrent - 25/12/2016 07:00 Today, the first gift I opened was from my uncle. It was $80 in clothes that I'd bought for myself a week earlier. FML 8 239 710
0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML 26 935 2 559
Obi1Shinobi - 30/10/2012 14:27 - United States Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML 28 159 4 668