drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML 8 286 41 000
chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML 11 422 33 402
shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML 60 967 4 902