Karen moment dumbwifehappylife - - United States - Woodbine Today, my wife tried to report our neighbor's yard sale to the Better Business Bureau. FML 42 743 5 070
ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML 25 770 40 932