oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML 59 191 29 837
Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML 69 866 17 489