knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML 17 146 58 681
Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML 25 677 47 238