Anonymous - 16/06/2012 19:03 - Canada - Edmonton Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML 51 476 2 554
Road rage gone feral 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML 45 364 4 855