Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML 50 867 13 901
maarkblack - 22/05/2013 14:51 - United States Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML 42 246 10 842