•
•
•

bubbiebear

0

0

7

32

1182

139

Saluda , Virginia
34
Monday 20 May 1991

Bubbiebear

Bubbiebear -

Bubbiebear -

Bubbiebear

lovers5201

Wendyx_Ng

JuneMason

Neror

fudgeybott...

TrevBran1

wanted_2_w...

Ash1179

OGCxILLUSI...

FoxHunt911...

Slasher297...

NeyNeyDaDa

JuneMason

Bubbiebear

Bubbiebear

MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML

38 346

2 823

Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

33 745

4 244

jgdgjyfg - 25/07/2011 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

38 198

8 912

southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

34 395

4 194

vsf - 02/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

31 062

6 613