Creative mind Dean Heffern - Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill." He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML 33 560 4 220
Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43 Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML 34 773 5 982
Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML 48 384 5 003
Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML 32 119 4 977
Lurker Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML 32 085 3 105