Cnscott0205

2536

Arvada , USA
32
Friday 05 February 1993

Cnscott0205

Cnscott0205 -

Cnscott0205

lovers5201

blivwah

Epiclexxo_...

AndreaHoff...

BettyTimmo...

BadAtPuns

distortedc...

Captobviou...

duduv2

brentt2711

lolkicker

Tripartita

Cedric5457

thatguy240

A07

tin_cup

TreeTreeMa...

gqlmno

AscendV

delfino160...

EvilTurtle

sneakybaby...

Joshwarrio...

chaseafter...

Cnscott0205

ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

80 753

17 297

CaraMaria - 24/11/2015 09:02 - United States

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

28 082

2 430

CaraMaria

CaraMaria 6

Wednesday 25 November 2015 0:27

Yes. I have since tried to destroy the demonic thing, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it comes back to life.

strawberry - 17/11/2015 17:51 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML

36 554

2 660

Bad, so bad

Anonymous - 14/11/2015 07:20 - United States

Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML

22 933

2 346

Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

24 643

3 144