littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML 48 157 14 411
Anonymous - 06/07/2013 16:13 - Lithuania - Vilnius Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML 55 330 5 220
Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no