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all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding
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Shy_Shiloh - 21/01/2016 08:58 - United States - Cincinnati
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dannidoll93 - 22/08/2015 14:59 - United Kingdom - Padiham
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OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D
MyBallsForSaleOnEbay - 21/08/2015 15:25 - Malta - Naxxar
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In an attempt to stop the 'break up with him' or 'he's an asshole' comments that seem to get posted on every FML involving boyfriends/girlfriends: This was an accident. It was a rather unfortunate one, but an accident nonetheless. It's not like he purposely put me in a dangerous situation like other pranks I've read on here. He was getting me back for a prank I pulled on him a couple of weeks ago. He feels awful about it, but it's not his fault that I lost my balance and fell.