mdoncses

1132

Easton
39
Thursday 14 August 1986

Mdoncses

I am an all around fun girl. I am also a great listener and I love making new friends. My life now revolves around my daughter Ellie. She was born 10-7-12 and she's my world.

Mdoncses -

Mdoncses

lovers5201

jinette

coolosse

jagruthi

TheOtherCl...

Rintarok5

karacakal2

Fuaaad1994

Leo619

douglas423

jawidm

JJ_86

Mdoncses

Never again

notAMrs - 20/11/2012 17:22 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML

30 098

9 223

Anonymous - 12/11/2012 13:29 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML

35 926

4 021

SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

46 328

29 276

Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

55 373

9 368