emmmbo - 19/12/2011 15:40 - Australia Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes; mine said no. FML 55 834 5 485
omfgfmlife - 05/07/2011 14:32 - United States Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML 32 331 3 072
xXx3mi_MuffinxXx - 01/07/2011 19:23 - United States Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML 30 775 3 215