We are not amused ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML 16 395 53 456
Desperate ineedalifekay - 24/05/2009 06:43 - Canada Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "Who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML 60 025 46 431