Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML 45 726 3 187
LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56 Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML 50 187 5 938
Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML 50 259 3 700