Legged it poserpilot - - United States - El Cajon Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML 37 976 6 836
omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada Today, I got a call from my 8 year-old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML 55 645 8 729
Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML 38 645 8 147