Anonymous - 23/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Toronto Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML 61 388 4 767
Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML 63 409 5 023