Meowingtons500 - 28/11/2011 04:02 - Canada Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML 25 587 3 142
woahitbechels - 25/04/2011 01:10 - United States Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML 36 000 12 600
Leave me out of this hahahah111 - - United States Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML 55 224 4 388
Think Mario moustache + typical Saskatchewanian redneck man with a 80's trucker hat and you gots it.:)