SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML 476 46
Derp-A-Herp - 27/05/2011 05:46 - United States Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML 9 661 55 338