chanmeister - 13/04/2017 11:41 Today, I found out my mom is signing me up for summer school, while she and my sister go to Hong Kong for the summer. Not only am I missing out on that, but I'm also missing out on a cruise with my cousin, who my parents suggest I stop hanging out with because apparently, he's "too old" for me. FML 5 493 527
Straight to jail jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML 35 006 2 852
Anonymous - 05/04/2014 14:27 - United States - Plymouth Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML 76 653 7 357
OP here, and it seems like I didn't mention I'm a guy. Before you ask, no I'm not gay.