Charming jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML 37 844 5 243
Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML 33 069 4 509