beleria - 23/04/2012 22:41 - United States Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML 27 250 2 893
Turned on Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML 26 569 11 143