honeybunny90 - 28/12/2013 08:23 - United States - Richmond Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML 49 529 5 891
Not so smooth criminal Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML 60 343 6 867