Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML 13 902 40 521
ouch - 09/12/2009 17:09 - United States Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML 10 069 76 325