Fat chance Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML 12 662 22 065
Hangry sex Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML 32 207 4 861