patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML 16 563 40 670
meyo555 - 02/06/2011 09:45 - United States Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML 62 300 4 790