•
•
•

lenor_fml

0

0

7

17

1219

183

Lenor_fml

Lenor_fml -

Lenor_fml -

Lenor_fml

lovers5201

KathrinLor...

n_a_v_y

Kitty1811

sleepwalke...

Wondermage

Princess_E...

curticus

Sir_Random...

thebeast74

Demonking_...

BlesstheSi...

Lenor_fml

Lenor_fml

Kitten_Love - 28/01/2013 19:52 - France - Paris

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

52 132

6 638

In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in

Anonymous - - United States - Conover

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

18 131

40 971

Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

45 547

4 590

Smooth

Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

33 196

15 081

Minor threat

Anonymous - 15/12/2012 12:33 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I'm now afraid to argue with her. FML

31 501

3 455