Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML 36 052 8 686
Good one Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML 30 331 4 394