•
•
•

IIRoxieII

0

0

12

38

6048

420

North Queensland, Australia
32
Friday 14 May 1993

Iiroxieii

BANANAS!!

Iiroxieii -

Iiroxieii -

Iiroxieii

lovers5201

admpain

miss1992_f...

Flolepanda

melissou_2...

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

imsofaking...

azuhipag

1437baba

mura1219

l0lx

shindybmx8

TheGamingG...

TheTshirt

Iiroxieii

Iiroxieii

noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

39 903

10 486

Tristansefam1367 - 12/03/2012 13:11 - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

41 361

6 154

Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

9 322

29 229

Policy of truth

tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

31 558

14 276

Not sporty

Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

25 185

10 908