My life blows Sua - - Canada - Calgary Today, my English teacher handed back my creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently, she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic, overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on my life. FML 48 934 4 398
bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML 53 045 10 086
Soresack - 04/01/2010 13:34 - United States Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML 42 648 3 205