Anonymous - 21/08/2015 19:02 - United States - Minneapolis Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML 30 583 2 632
False flag Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:04 - United States - San Francisco Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML 33 772 2 458