Holidays, Christmas, Family and Toxic: Yuletide rule - FML

Yuletide rule

By Black sheep PhD - 18/12/2024 15:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I want the holidays to be over. My mom's family thinks I'm an ungrateful brat and a troublemaker because I don't want to see my relatives who are constantly in jail, between jobs, drunk, owing child support, and trash talking the people who lovingly raised me and who died years ago. I only come for my brother. FML

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Thursday 19 December 2024 2:29

So meet with him separately and exchange gifts and the hell with the rest of them.

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Thursday 19 December 2024 2:29

So meet with him separately and exchange gifts and the hell with the rest of them.

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