Break-ups, Parents Love Your fault! - FML

Your fault!

Anonymous - 11/08/2011 06:04 - Canada

Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML

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Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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.__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

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Make it make sense

Anonymous - 25/05/2025 21:00 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I got divorce papers from my wife, who was a former adult entertainment performer. Perhaps foolishly, I tried to get her to accept Jesus and become a Christian, which she eventually did. Now she is divorcing me for "being married to a former porn star." FML

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non believer - 23/09/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML

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rook - 09/01/2012 09:08 - United States

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

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Really - 15/01/2016 16:25 - United States - Butte

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

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Life imitates art

Anonymous - 17/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Franklin

Today, the mother of my children and partner of 13 years told me she is leaving me for her boss. I'm currently sitting in the living room with our two kids and her mother. Everyone here is half of her. We moved 1000 miles away from all of my family and friends 8 years ago. I think I might be living in a sitcom. FML

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Matt - 12/08/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

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jordan.marie97 - 09/08/2015 06:27 - Australia

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

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Feelings

Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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tenniscrazy2 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:50

FYL, your parents are nuts...

goatfeathers 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:50

I see nothing wrong with being Satan.

ilikepieandpie 11

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:45

I think I moderated this. Awesome

onthetoilet 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:49

Thanks rapunzile

Blue87 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:00

**** ur parents. tell them to suck on some nut sacks

Xero3g 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:33

You deserved it for being satan and a crack *****

TyraaChichester 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:43

Ur parents are ****** up

queen_rosie1994 12

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:28

your parents are nuts....i could understand if they were Catholic, but even then it's not like you're divorcing, you could still get back together...

katyglaze 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:51

They sound like amazingly supportive parents. And I can tell they think very highly of you as their daughter.

JawneeG 0

Friday 12 August 2011 0:27

satan's a pretty cool guy, though!

anawfulhuman 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:14

Crackwhores are sexy.

bitchslapped22 14

Friday 12 August 2011 1:56

******* God freaks

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Today, for the first time in my 20 years of life, I heard my dad unironically say the f-word. I was so shocked by it that I became became practically frozen for a full minute, which is not a very good thing to happen when you're at work, and your boss is watching you. FML

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Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML

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Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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Today, I got the hiccups at work no fewer than ten times in a row. I'm a cashier and not allowed to leave to go get water. Not only that, but I was called into the office to discuss my “drinking problem.” I don’t drink. FML

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