has anyone considered that perhaps the guest was actually a friend of the mother? she could probably be this older woman who was still hot, but there was no way this guy was going to be able to talk to her. so all of you saying he should hit on the guest instead, i doubt that would've been possible.

Even if you can't lock the door, you can still block it. A bookbag in front of the door, a chair, something heavy. Bad luck is thinking you have the door locked when it isn't or getting a boner in front of the hot girl. Carelessness is masturbating during a party without locking the door.

you totally deserved that one...masturbation is for wimps

Unless your dog can unlock doors too, YDI And if your door doesn't have a lock, go to the bathroom That's just gross

Okay, I hope SOMEONE has the common sense to realize that not every single door in a home has a lock. The guest room in my house doesn't have a lock. I know, it's shocking. But anyway, I'm not even sure how you could have avoided that. I guess you could have gotten under the bedsheets super fast and pretended like you were asleep. Although I guess, like mylifeisfuckedd (#130) said, you could have gone into the bathroom. I know that all bathrooms have a lock. Or at least most of them do. So you could have taken refuge there...

I think you should've restrained yourself until the party was over! (or do guys get turned on every time they see someone hot? that must be very inconvenient...)

Either get laid or get psychiatric help immediately. This is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

1) EXTREMELY disgusting, man. Restrain yourself. 2) As far as that need goes, the bathroom is where to go. 3) Sooo embarrassing. I feel for you. 4) OMG your dog can open doors?! Cool! I'm gonna teach my beagle how to do that! Conclusion: YDI and FYL. I clicked both buttons because both apply to this situation.

You have no restraint and you do not practice good masturbation procedures. Lol how old are you, 12? Noob.

You saw a hot woman and immediately had to **********? It's called self control. Get some.