Work, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Coworkers and Health: You OK, hun?

You OK, hun?

By Username - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

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MrXerxes5 6

Monday 11 July 2011 23:17

My theory: they saw OP walk in and heard something that sounded like a lion roaring

hellogoodbye1996 6

Monday 11 July 2011 23:16

she could probably smell it

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Invierno 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:06

Well, that must have been awkward...

lvl19virgin 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:28

Shit happens

jlarae12 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 4:00

Woah... Isn't she getting a lil personal there with ya?

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Today, I restarted my PC a few times because of a little clicking noise coming from the direction of the tower. No, my hard drive wasn't doing a death rattle, it was music coming from ear buds lying beside said tower on the desk. FML

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Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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