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A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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artisticlicense 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:17

you deserve it for letting your heart wander.

CFR 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:11

HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...

xJadersx 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:15

OP, you're a loser. =)

Raheemdplayer 7

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:35

Is it illegal to hav girl mates now? Couples needa b less needy for each other, jeesus

PenNameHere 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:36

cheaters are so retarded

karlajeggle 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:38

YDI

youngboss_fml 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:40

if she was settin u up, ur a loser, otherwise, why **** YOUR LIFE the hottest chick in school asked for your number!!!!!!

TKDWill 13

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:47

I would actually have to agree. I don't know what you look like or care to but being that your girlfriend was right behind you sounds like you got played. Young girls ( some not all ) love to play games and "test" their bf's. Its pretty ******* stupid but in this case you proved her point if that was her intention. If not and the head cheerleader actually was interested in you well at least you are a free man now.

nrc 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:49

The head cheerleader? What is this, the 70s? Are you going to sing "Summer Nights"?

popcorn721 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:26

YDI for thinking that the head cheerleader was actually interested in you she probably hated your girlfriend and wanted to piss her off by showing how unfaithful her boyfriend is