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snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

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WorstMedicalBill - 20/11/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML

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That'll do it

Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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spaceavery - 24/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Gresham

Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML

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eeewww - 21/11/2018 03:13

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML

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Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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Do it again

thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

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gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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TurtleGenius 0

Friday 24 April 2009 2:02

Probably the best feeling she got all night...

Phillay632 0

Friday 24 April 2009 2:12

Pull out and spray a bodily fluid all over her face and neck, you're even.

Dale_xD 15

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:15

LMFAO!!! xDDD

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Friday 26 February 2010 20:42

Kinky ;D

smorales991 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 3:51

LMAO!!! dude that sucks .....

ThisRandomChild 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:24

Maybe she was trying to help you out. Sneezing can make you ******.

dhiran_singh 16

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:51

I thought it was somethin' else ha ha ha

Elfkid21 19

Sunday 28 July 2013 10:27

it's apparent that your..... girlfriend..... has no since of common decency.

htwkj 3

Saturday 17 August 2013 7:27

Wow. Where was the common courtesy to look away when you sneeze? -___- What a boner eliminating moment that probably was

JoeyBelle18 11

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:18

Well.... A sneeze is an 8th of an ****** if that makes it any better? XD

Codog01 14

Saturday 12 July 2014 4:39

I just read an FML exactly the same in the girlfriends p.o.v

CougeeSwagg 19

Monday 18 August 2014 6:25

That's 1/8 of an ****** right there

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