Weird, Scary and Transportation: Yes problem

Yes problem

By DarkDolly - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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Saturday 4 February 2012 19:44

I would be scared, very very scared

KeyboardWarrior 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:45

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

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derkster 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:57

Awkward :0

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:04

Creeper! Stranger Danger! RUN!!!

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:09

Rip his nuts off and run, they're right there

Gottobekiddingme 7

Sunday 5 February 2012 22:16

That Second Amendment was a pretty good idea. Hope you know what I mean.

akg98 13

Monday 6 February 2012 2:04

Id shit my pants and scream RAPIST!!!

yaoifreak 8

Monday 6 February 2012 5:17

You should keep protection.....peppermint spray

stephala23 0

Monday 6 February 2012 5:53

I wanna know the rest of the story lol

herpeliciouz 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:01

that's not even a fml, that's just scary

HateLife66 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:58

Did he get close enough to you so that his penis is touching you?

bwat33 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:54

The dark knight at his finest

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