Intimacy, Creepy, Scary and Animals: WTF is this fresh hell?

WTF is this fresh hell?

By swag papi - 22/01/2016 05:47 - Australia - Perth

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang. I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

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Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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Friday 22 January 2016 14:27

...wtf... Go take a shower

PaulChristie 13

Friday 22 January 2016 14:27

That makes me feel genuinely sick.

Comments

prettygurl89 16

Friday 22 January 2016 16:35

That's some straight up Australia shit

trucker2 33

Friday 22 January 2016 16:47

Shave it bald, or deal with forest terrorist- simple

FSGInsainity 15

Friday 22 January 2016 17:26

Well, Australia

AustinFFA 11

Friday 22 January 2016 17:38

What the **** did I just read

Baumsy 4

Thursday 28 January 2016 0:14

Aren't you "Luna" from Youtube?

SecundusSecunda 27

Friday 22 January 2016 17:44

I'm not saying it was Australian aliens, but Australian aliens.

vicfirthfan 11

Friday 22 January 2016 17:46

was it your girlfriend?

NickD6 14

Friday 22 January 2016 18:29

Dude that bites!

ventraltooth0 12

Friday 22 January 2016 18:29

Looks you you have a trouser snake

kcountry92 15

Friday 22 January 2016 18:55

a little personal hygiene goes a long way.....

kitsuneluvuh 12

Friday 22 January 2016 18:56

This seriously needs follow up

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