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Alice - - United States - Happy Valley

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

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gotadirtydick - 14/04/2017 22:00

Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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SHUT UP

Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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Make it stop

ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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ihavenothing - 18/02/2011 14:47 - United States

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

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guest - 18/11/2011 05:54 - Canada

Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML

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PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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Aberrombie Blue - 18/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Durham

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

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Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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Wednesday 28 August 2013 15:54

Does she blow?

PantyGAMES 10

Wednesday 28 August 2013 15:54

Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out

TheLynx_fml 20

Monday 7 December 2015 4:50

Trombones are cool

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