Offer to pee in a cup and tape record her whenever you're together without her knowledge. If you want to go the extra mile, set up a web cam to record your room while you're out. Gather up as much evidence as possible.

I'm gonna need you to record her declaring that, showing it to your dad, or the police --whether your dad believes you or not. She's such a bitch. This is the second FML where I feel there is a mother who is a bitch.

next time figure out how to record it or Something and then show your dad.

Easy solution. Just get your dad to give you a drug test

Now, plant meth in hers!

Wow that's messed up! She needs to grow up a little.

What did you do for her to get revenge and tell you not to **** with her "again"? There is a LOT to this story that you're not telling, I suspect you probably deserved exactly what you got. Even if you did deserve it, clearly things are bad enough that she's planting drugs in your room - you need to move out ASAP. If you can't afford it find a friend or relative who will let you sleep on their couch until you get a job. If you aren't old enough to move out then keep your mouth shut, stay out of any trouble (of any kind) and move out the instant you are old enough. You might lose a chance to go to college - but you can work your way up or go to college later in life - a criminal record is harder to get over.

It's a long shot but have you touched it? No fingerprints it's safe to say it's not yours nor did you buy if

Countdown to 18...

Might as well smoke awhile you're at it